SHOES!

I have noticed that there has been an increase in the shoe population of my closet floor. I am running out of room. Now, if a guy were to read this he would think I was insane because he most likely has plently of room on his closet floor. On the other hand, if a girl were to read this, she would most likely be nodding in agreement. (I know you are, aren't you girls. I can see you, stop it.) Shoes are one of the largest barriers between boys and girls. Meaning, girls really like them and have fifty pair, and boys where two of them on their feet. I know that anyone who is reading this is nodding in agreement, becauseI am. Why? Why do girls crave to have another pair? Well, I'll tell you. They're cute. No, seriously, it's the only reason we like them. They're cute. Females take much pleasure in finding that perfect pair of shoes to go with that perfect skirt that matches that new purse they just bought, oohh. If guys were to say that his shoes match his new purse, I would be a little disturbed. Another question you "men" might have that I would like to address is, "Why do they have so many?" Shoes are stylin', but not only that, they are fun to go and buy. Girls don't NEED to go buy shoes every week, but we WANT to. A girl finds joy and serenity in buying new shoes. It is important to them. It makes them happy. And when the girl is happy the guy is happy. So, now that you boys know the secret of shoes and girls, what are you going to do? I know what I am going to do, go SHOE SHOPPING!