dear walt,
congratulations on making mickey mouse famous. your business is quite impressive. i rather enjoy your films. my personal favorite is the lion king. it makes me cry...but not really because i've only cried during one movie. we don't talk about it.
all of your movies are quite touching and most of them have happy endings. i say most, because of one tiny detail in one insignificant, usually forgotten disney movie...pocahontas. why on earth did you have to make a sequel that was accurate? the first movie itself is already completely inaccurate. no lovin between pocahontas and john smith actually went on because she was...like 13. so, couldn't we just keep the inaccurate love story rollin in the second movie too? all true pocahontas fans know 3 things:
1) john smith is much dreamier, manlier and all around a better guy than john rolfe.
2) john smith and pocahontas had a better love story.
3) john smith says the most romantic line ever to come out of a disney movie.
so, why? why suddenly be accurate?
other than that, i have no complaints.
sincerely,
a forever disney fan
p.s. walt, your company owns abc family, it shouldn't because abc family is the farthest thing from family...


1 comment:
um. i love this. the end.
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